My first encounter with Swoosh was @ 5:45am while running down Gerrard Road in Ikoyi. I’d been in Nigeria for about 6 months, and was starting to get my legs underneath me. Hadn’t made running friends yet, so was still running solo. Starting to feel confident in my ability to navigate Lagos roads in the morning, and the body was getting used to the heat/humidity that is tropical Africa.
On this morning, I was putting some thunder into my pace. Thought I was moving along pretty quickly. And for an old oyibo, I probably was……
Then, as I approached the Queensway intersection turn-off, my usual route, suddenly there was a Swoosh! A tall, slender black woman ran past me, almost like I was standing still!
Whoa!
So I put a few chunks of coal into the boiler in an attempt to catch up with her. Wifey knows that I only chase ‘nice’ fast women, so this was a legitimate chase. As fast as I could run, there was not a chance I’d catch this woman, as she smoked onward toward Falomo.
Who was this exotic, speedster girl? Was this real, or was it another fantasy of mine? It remained a mystery to me, as I never encountered this Black Speedster again.
She would always be Swoosh, the unknown mystery speedster on Gerrard Road.
A few months later, I met Jim Laferty, and started hanging with the Ikoyi runners @ 40 Cameron Road. And wouldn’t you know it, here I encounter Swoosh!
Swoosh nearing the finish line in Houston
Swoosh and Me after the NYC marathon
We finally get to meet and I learn she’s the sweetest thing you’d ever want to know. I told her about our first encounter, and of course, she had no recollection of it. Guess it happens all the time that she’s smokes old white guys at 5:45am???!
We discover that we’re both planning to run the NYC marathon later in the year and decide to meet up at Frenchies (a cheap, somewhat sleazy Nigerian joint on Victoria Island) the next Sunday morning to trade training strategies.
On the day, Swoosh shows up, coming from church. She looked stunning. I almost didn’t recognize her!
Swoosh and her side kick Esther
As a side note, this metamorphosis from sweaty/gritty runner babe into super beauty happens regularly when we meet our running girls away from the running world. It’s one of the pleasant by-products we experience running here in Nigeria! But I digress……
Swoosh had been out for a long run before church (same for me, but no church), but she totally shocked me when she ordered a ‘full English’ breakfast, and slammed it down in rapid fashion. This stunningly beautiful woman could chow down like a truck driver! Without a spare ounce of ‘unnecessary’ on her body.
We both got to NYC and met up after the race. Of course, Swoosh finished way before me. She’s exceptional, and it was a pleasure just to be out running with her. Not a problem being out-run by someone as talented as Swoosh.
Sometime later, after running the Houston marathon, she was diagnosed with colon cancer. Being the tough Nigerian girl that she was, she fought the disease with all her might, for well over a year. She had the best treatment available in the US, but the evil cancer finally claimed her life 2 weeks ago.
She was an incredible human, who brought joy to everyone who had the good fortune to meet her. A true inspiration to all of us.
Swoosh (aka Uche Orizu), we love you, miss you and know you’re in a better place. We cherish our time with you.
God Bless!
Last time we saw Swoosh – she surprised us when she made it our Ikoyi Runner’s celebration earlier this year. That’s Ebeli on the right.